bahamianpride
11-20-07, - 02:56 PM
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
>
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
>point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>Fries with that.
>
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has
>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling
>Diamonds'
>
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The
>Prophecy.'
>
> 8. Don't use any punctuation
>
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
>serious face.
>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
>Sounds All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
>Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
>Rock Bottom.
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
>
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
>Yelling
> 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are
>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
>
> 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
>
>
> Send This E-mail To Someone To
> Make Them Smile.
>
> Its Called ....... Therapy
>
>
>
>
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
>point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
>Fries with that.
>
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has
>Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>
> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling
>Diamonds'
>
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The
>Prophecy.'
>
> 8. Don't use any punctuation
>
> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a
>serious face.
>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
>Sounds All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
>Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
>Rock Bottom.
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
>
> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
>Yelling
> 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are
>Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
>
> 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
>
>
> Send This E-mail To Someone To
> Make Them Smile.
>
> Its Called ....... Therapy
>
>
>