View Full Version : Find SPAM a WIFE!
Sunnyjohn 03-04-08, - 06:58 PM Well it looks like Ro.., I mean SPAM has finally grown tired of Esso hotdogs, smelly Wendy's paper bags and food poisioning.
He is ready to pack up is "pawrn wid-e-os" for the duration.
He is tired a beggin Ann fa an English supper and "trustin" at da tuck shop. Frankly I tired running behind him fa himta pay his tab and Foxhillgal gettin ready ta cut off his Smart Card.
One of Sapadilly's green dillies have finally knocked some sense in to him!
SPAM IS LOOKING FOR A WIFE!
If any a yinna gat one good cousin or sister or friend dat lookin fa a strivin LI man, send dem he way.
I tink Spam would prefer a gyal without chirren, workin coould cook, shapely and gat li'l broughtupsy...and no li'l girls! He is a big heffa man!
He will psot his profile later.
teeheeeee.....
RockWell 03-04-08, - 07:04 PM Well seein dat da in ting is fo fellas from spam part a LI to go wifin in one island state down south, metinks ya needs to start one collection to buy spamm a ticket.
Breaks off runnin outta thread!
Sunnyjohn 03-04-08, - 07:07 PM Well seein dat da in ting is fo fellas from spam part a LI to go wifin in one island state down south, metinks ya needs to start one collection to buy spamm a ticket.
Breaks off runnin outta thread!
He from LI not SW....
...and he tab at da tuck shop and Smart Card bill is too high fa us ta trust him wit no more money for a ticket!
LOL
androsann 03-04-08, - 07:07 PM Well seein dat da in ting is fo fellas from spam part a LI to go wifin in one island state down south, metinks ya needs to start one collection to buy spamm a ticket.
Breaks off runnin outta thread!
But can he speak Spanish? :D
foxhillgal 03-04-08, - 07:10 PM Well it looks like Ro.., I mean SPAM has finally grown tired of Esso hotdogs, smelly Wendy's paper bags and food poisioning.
He is ready to pack up is "pawrn wid-e-os" for the duration.
He is tired a beggin Ann fa an English supper and "trustin" at da tuck shop. Frankly I tired running behind him fa himta pay his tab and Foxhillgal gettin ready ta cut off his Smart Card.
One of Sapadilly's green dillies have finally knocked some sense in to him!
SPAM IS LOOKING FOR A WIFE!
If any a yinna gat one good cousin or sister or friend dat lookin fa a strivin LI man, send dem he way.
I tink Spam would prefer a gyal without chirren, workin coould cook, shapely and gat li'l broughtupsy...and no li'l girls! He is a big heffa man!
He will psot his profile later.
teeheeeee.....
Sunnyjohn funny you should bring this up as I jess order my sign for my shop:
Cupids Helper (Bahamas Ltd) :D:shaky::shaky:
RockWell 03-04-08, - 07:10 PM He from LI not SW....
...and he tab at da tuck shop and Smart Card bill is too high fa us ta trust him wit no more money for a ticket!
LOLAll I gatz to say is................Chileee Sunny ya wud be vervvy suprised.
RockWell 03-04-08, - 07:11 PM But can he speak Spanish? :DIffin it don make dollars then it don make pesos.
Sunnyjohn 03-04-08, - 07:14 PM But can he speak Spanish? :D
He only know couple Spanish verds.
1. perrito caliente - hot dog
2. pornografía - porn
3. Rampa- ramp
and "Vamos ir muerto"!
SpamStopper 03-04-08, - 07:15 PM Tanks .. SpamStopper is Blushing see *blush, blush, cry, laugh, jokes*
:D
Actually SpamStopper is from Freeport :hammer:
androsann 03-04-08, - 07:16 PM He from LI not SW....
...and he tab at da tuck shop and Smart Card bill is too high fa us ta trust him wit no more money for a ticket!
LOL
Chile n I dun sen him toooooo many free lunches n dinners ta een tink bout helpin him out. Dere musseee someone in Nassau ta suit da boi.
Sunnyjohn 03-04-08, - 07:17 PM Tanks .. SpamStopper is Blushing see *blush, blush, cry, laugh, jokes*
:D
Actually SpamStopper is from Freeport :hammer:
Man, 'ein nobdy FROM Freeport 'xecpt dem Martin and Pinder people and dat hard foot Russell set out East. You was born in da Rand, but you still gat LI roots!
You betta watch dey don't call you a wi-olent hyshun or TI'er! /sarcasm....
SpamStopper 03-04-08, - 07:43 PM Man, 'ein nobdy FROM Freeport 'xecpt dem Martin and Pinder people and dat hard foot Russell set out East. You was born in da Rand, but you still gat LI roots!
You betta watch dey don't call you a wi-olent hyshun or TI'er! /sarcasm....
SpamStopper grew right up in FP .. got ties in LI and GB. :hammer:
foxhillgal 03-04-08, - 07:48 PM Sunnyjohn funny you should bring this up as I jess order my sign for my shop:
Cupids Helper (Bahamas Ltd) :D:shaky::shaky:
Spam please help us help you by filling out dis form.
Name_________________ use ur best AKA
Age___________________ not IQ
Nationality______________ da mean where u born
Sex____________________ yes please een an answer
Na dis part o da form is so we carn place u wit da best mate.
is u :
skrate
homosexual
transgender
Bisexual
metrosexual
All of the above.____________
None of the above__________ Explain.
Upon completing Form A, we will decide iffen u gets Form B, H, or X
We would like to thank you fer choosing Cupids Helper (Bahamas Ltd.) :)
a sista gatte work dred, da healing ministry under in wes ti gation shhhhhh
Shakita 03-04-08, - 07:51 PM He only know couple Spanish verds.
1. perrito caliente - hot dog
2. pornografía - porn
3. Rampa- ramp
and "Vamos ir muerto"!
What is the last one???:confused:
RockWell 03-04-08, - 07:56 PM What is the last one???:confused:Well dang! :biggie: Aint you spanglish?
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