Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.
It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
a) Assume complete control of the Bahamas.
b) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
c) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages.
d) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels.
e) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership.
f) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
g) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed.

HOLY MOLY!!!!!! We need to organize quick before we all catch gay...Get da reverend out his sweetheart bed and tell the politicians to put down our money...more pressing matters at hand that our own hyprocritical gain.

LOL!!!

Im taking 2-2:30 off today. I tired!!!!

hey ya know what? some say being gay is a disease. does that mean a gay person can call in to work and say they can't come in 'cause they're sick? lol.

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Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the [SIZE="4"]Head Homosexual.



Fweddie ?

Fweddie ?

Call da funeral home...I DEAD!!!!

Fweddie ?


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Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.
It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
a) Assume complete control of the Bahamas.
b) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
c) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages.
d) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels.
e) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership.
f) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
g) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed.

Well muddos, and all in one half hour! :D

Well muddos, and all in one half hour! :D


They have skills ya know, and are very well organised.....so I hear...:cutie:

They have skills ya know, and are very well organised.....so I hear...:cutie:

Very clean and tidy too.

Well, I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual.
It follows below:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
a) Assume complete control of the Bahamas.
b) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
c) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages.
d) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels.
e) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership.
f) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
g) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed.
I FIND THIS TO BE IN VERY POOR TASTE!!!! SO WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR A HETEROSEXUAL THAT PREY'S ON CHILDREN? NO I DO NOT FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL...

I FIND THIS TO BE IN VERY POOR TASTE!!!! SO WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR A HETEROSEXUAL THAT PREY'S ON CHILDREN? NO I DO NOT FIND THIS FUNNY AT ALL...

Oh lighten up -- it is called satire.

Does the name Jonathan Swift ring a bell? Sorry that's Pavlov.

Oh lighten up -- it is called satire.

Does the name Jonathan Swift ring a bell? Sorry that's Pavlov.
Actually Lurker I don't want to lighten up a friend of mine who happens to be gay just called me in tears and told me about this thread!!! So lighten up no hell no!!!!

Actually Lurker I don't want to lighten up a friend of mine who happens to be gay just called me in tears and told me about this thread!!! So lighten up no hell no!!!!

I'm sorry but...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

Tears? Real freaking tears????

Actually Lurker I don't want to lighten up a friend of mine who happens to be gay just called me in tears and told me about this thread!!! So lighten up no hell no!!!!
boo hoo hoo. nobody around here gets any special treatment.