Ghetto wedding
You've been to a ghetto wedding if:

1. Your invitation arrives 2 days before the wedding.

2. The programs weren't there yet. When they got there, you had to beg
the hostess to give you one.

3. The usher didn't know which side of the church was the Bride's or the
Groom's.

4. The wedding started an hour after the time on the invitation.

5. There were visible safety pins in the bridesmaid's dresses.

6. The groomsman had his tux leg rolled up.

7. You smelled marijuana as the wedding party went down the aisle.

8. The bridesmaid answered a cellular phone during the ceremony.

9. The preacher's cell phone goes off.

11. The vocalist didn't know the words to the songs.

12. The parents of the Bride and Groom were under 30 years old.

13. The Bride's hair had grown 14 inches in a week.

14. A member of the wedding party was wearing sunglasses in the church.

15. There were more than 40 people in the wedding party.

16. The mother of the Groom had her shoes off during the ceremony.

17. The happy couple already had kids; and most of them were in the
wedding.

18. Music by Luther, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie was played at the
reception.

19. The champagne toast was Asti Spumanti.

20. The strippers from the bachelor party were in the audience.

21. The couple's first dance was to a song by "Puff Daddy".

22. The LECTRICK SLIDE (electric slide) was played at least five times.

23. The wedding cake was from Winn Dixie.

24. The lady serving the punch advised you to keep your cup.

25. You saw groomsmen making trips to the nearest liquor Store to restock
the bar.

26. At least one fight broke out, someone leaves in the patrol car.

27. The best man made the toast and called the bride by the wrong name.

28. The DJ had an entourage of 8 or more people.

29. The photographer took 1,762,491 pictures (and none of them came out)

30. The Bride and Groom rode off standing up in the limousine's sunroof.

U need to pass on the Cabe Beach strip around 2:00 on Saturday afternoons! Loon jokes! BOL!

You no ya been ta a ghetto wedding when ya sit inna da back of da church and ya ca onny hear da preacher. . .and ya carn see up front for all dem tall hair "do" wid plenty feather and scales and tings. . .and most everybody neamed La'Shonda or Mukkie dem!!:cutie:

Bouy, and ya really no ya been ta one when da parents stand up innda church wid a proud smile on dem face and tell ya da reception ger be by da "lion's hall" on thompson blv. ta come and enjoy their "festive and grand" occasion!!!!:)

i like the part when they announce yer name an say all the way from the ports my good cousin tonymontana then when the beer starts to run out they hit you up for a case or two. at one time i had to send out for some kfc.

You know the wedding ghetto, when the Bride and Groom send you a message with the usher and tell you to go to the BUFFET line early cause ain enough food!

I been to a wedding where the table and chairs was the school chairs with the desk attached.

Plus the reception was held in a classrom. Ya had to hold down ya desk when ya get up.

The menu was stew fish and Jonny cake. I was in my SUNDAY best looking at one grunt fish in my disposable bowl. This grunt was so tough, he was almost standing up in my plate.

After the recption I stopped right to KFC fer one snack. That fish was not budging with that plastic spoon and knife.

You know the wedding ghetto, when the Bride and Groom send you a message with the usher and tell you to go to the BUFFET line early cause ain enough food!
I been to a wedding where the table and chairs was the school chairs with the desk attached.
Plus the reception was held in a classrom. Ya had to hold down ya desk when ya get up.
The menu was stew fish and Jonny cake. I was in my SUNDAY best looking at one grunt fish in my disposable bowl. This grunt was so tough, he was almost standing up in my plate.
After the recption I stopped right to KFC fer one snack. That fish was budging with that plastic spoon and knife.


Now das funny!

I truly saw # 15


Flower dropper
Flower Girl
Jr flower dropper
Jr flower girl
carpet roller
jr carpet roller
maid of honor
20+ bridemaids and groomsmen
about 7 ushers(front, back, and side)
best man
dress holder jr dress holder
surprise they ain't had bride and groom and jr bride and groom


felt like FOREVER took about an hour for all those people to walk up and get in place..limos gone to BED! all that just wasn't necessary imo!

I have honestly had 5 weddings, go figure. The smallest was the last, but it was the biggest Bahamian Reception. Got married in West Palm, and then flew here for reception

But, none of the 30 mentioned

Ghetto wedding
You've been to a ghetto wedding if:
1. Your invitation arrives 2 days before the wedding.
2. The programs weren't there yet. When they got there, you had to beg
the hostess to give you one.
3. The usher didn't know which side of the church was the Bride's or the
Groom's.
4. The wedding started an hour after the time on the invitation.
5. There were visible safety pins in the bridesmaid's dresses.
6. The groomsman had his tux leg rolled up.
7. You smelled marijuana as the wedding party went down the aisle.
8. The bridesmaid answered a cellular phone during the ceremony.
9. The preacher's cell phone goes off.
11. The vocalist didn't know the words to the songs.
12. The parents of the Bride and Groom were under 30 years old.
13. The Bride's hair had grown 14 inches in a week.
14. A member of the wedding party was wearing sunglasses in the church.
15. There were more than 40 people in the wedding party.
16. The mother of the Groom had her shoes off during the ceremony.
17. The happy couple already had kids; and most of them were in the
wedding.
18. Music by Luther, Diana Ross and Lionel Richie was played at the
reception.
19. The champagne toast was Asti Spumanti.
20. The strippers from the bachelor party were in the audience.
21. The couple's first dance was to a song by "Puff Daddy".
22. The LECTRICK SLIDE (electric slide) was played at least five times.
23. The wedding cake was from Winn Dixie.
24. The lady serving the punch advised you to keep your cup.
25. You saw groomsmen making trips to the nearest liquor Store to restock
the bar.
26. At least one fight broke out, someone leaves in the patrol car.
27. The best man made the toast and called the bride by the wrong name.
28. The DJ had an entourage of 8 or more people.
29. The photographer took 1,762,491 pictures (and none of them came out)
30. The Bride and Groom rode off standing up in the limousine's sunroof.

LMAO BUT U FAGET DA CAKE IN DA IMAGE OF DA BRIDE.. U EVA SEE DEM.. NUTTIN' BUT JOKES!!! WHAT IS SO BAD IS DIS WHOLE TING DESCRIBIN DA AVERAGE MERICAN WEDDIN'... HE HE HE HE LOL LOL LOL :cutie:

i kno bout sum GHETTO weddins

WHY all weddings always gatta have a junglist bridesmaid or a "thug" groomsman?

Da junglis one usually does have her hair cut short or gel up...gat a tatto on her arm/breast/leg and wants it to be seen by all. when she walkin up da aisle she wining up her bungee, can't tell sista girl she een da ish.

Da thug groomsman na we ALL have seen him...he is Mr. Daddy Cool, he gat on he Oakleys, wit a gold chain round he neck usuallly with accentuated with a golden Lion head or Cross pendant. He may even have his hair braided/or locks up. Homeboy does come boppin down the aisle with his head cocked to the side and throw back (ya wonder how he cud know wich direction he walkin in)

We all see da ghetto Father of the Bride/Groom...he usually don't look no different on this special day...hair een comb/ beard need cuttin...he rockin his only velvetted suit from back in da 70s.

I remember one time there was a GT BOSS weddin in Fpo...oh yess...all of members of the bridal party rode in GT' Bosses...had like 11 GT Bossess lined up speakers blastin...Lord dey was da 90's ay?

What is an acceptable number of limos for a wedding. If they have 30 members in the bridal party do they really need 15 limos while the house leaning

You know the wedding ghetto, when the Bride and Groom send you a message with the usher and tell you to go to the BUFFET line early cause ain enough food!
I been to a wedding where the table and chairs was the school chairs with the desk attached. Plus the reception was held in a classrom. Ya had to hold down ya desk when ya get up.
The menu was stew fish and Jonny cake. I was in my SUNDAY best looking at one grunt fish in my disposable bowl. This grunt was so tough, he was almost standing up in my plate.
After the recption I stopped right to KFC fer one snack. That fish was not budging with that plastic spoon and knife.
Ambulance werkin over time fer fox terday, Jebus Goddess u tryin ta take me out dis werl aye?????? i gern dead.......................................

i kno bout sum GHETTO weddins
WHY all weddings always gatta have a junglist bridesmaid or a "thug" groomsman?
Da junglis one usually does have her hair cut short or gel up...gat a tatto on her arm/breast/leg and wants it to be seen by all. when she walkin up da aisle she wining up her bungee, can't tell sista girl she een da ish.
Da thug groomsman na we ALL have seen him...he is Mr. Daddy Cool, he gat on he Oakleys, wit a gold chain round he neck usuallly with accentuated with a golden Lion head or Cross pendant. He may even have his hair braided/or locks up. Homeboy does come boppin down the aisle with his head cocked to the side and throw back (ya wonder how he cud know wich direction he walkin in)
We all see da ghetto Father of the Bride/Groom...he usually don't look no different on this special day...hair een comb/ beard need cuttin...he rockin his only velvetted suit from back in da 70s.
I remember one time there was a GT BOSS weddin in Fpo...oh yess...all of members of the bridal party rode in GT' Bosses...had like 11 GT Bossess lined up speakers blastin...Lord dey was da 90's ay?

Chile I saw a "thug" groom...braided hair and all...nah I believe for that one day he coulda get a hair cut!