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African Queen
04-23-08, - 01:19 AM
I have always wanted to answer some of the folks who never fail to keep Doc's Tonic buzzing with their life stories. I think sometimes doc does a lousy job and dosen't tell it like it is. I'll post the headline and my response. So you have to read the punch to know what the person wrote to Doc.
HE WANTS HER TO SIGN MARRIAGE MONEY DEAL - Listen here you conniving, gold digging, ghetto bred trick, sign the freaking pre-nup. Obviously he will find out that you are the one who wrote the letter in the punch, which will make him ensure that you sign it. the man dosen't have to be a brain surgeon to know you only want to dig your stinking claws in his money. If you really deserved the 'lavish" lifestyle 1) you would not be asked to sign the pre-nup, and 2) you wouldn't be trying to hustle an old white guy. Get a life and a heart.
HER GUY'S LOUSY LOVER - AND HE DUCKS THE BILLS - Another case of classic conniving. However, i won't hit you too hard. One if the sex sucks you should have been honest. Instead you lied now you stuck with a worthless peice of crap. Secondly, stop cooking, stop cleaning up after the scum, stop taking up his food and doing things for him. He sees a cow so he is milking it. Slowly learn to ignore him completely. Then of course he will blame you for cheating on him and he will eventually leave you alone. Now if you love the louse then forget you read this message. Good luck with the deadbeat.
SHE FOUND OUT HER GUY IS A HALF-SISSY - Its quite obvious that you are suffering from delusion. If you suspected the man was gay before you got in deep you should have done a thorough investigation before you let him sharpen his pencil. There is no such thing as a half sissy. No straight man would never ever even joke about being gay. Do you anyone who is half man, half women? Anyway forget i asked that question. It cannot work. Go get checked out and for your sake stay clear of him and do a preper screening next time.
HER SCHEMING SWEETIE HAS NEW WIFE - Well there you have it Lady. You got what was coming to you. You schemed with him when he was married. Did you even think how his wife felt. He schemed on you and got married on you without you even knowing. Obviously you were just a warm body for the man. You had your ex husband raising a child that was not even his then you divorced him for a man that got married on you without even telling you. Hmmm what were you thinking. Was it that sweet. Sorry I feel no remorse for you. My advice to you is stop your **** and you would not get ****.

lynette
04-23-08, - 07:03 PM
Da Doc is write des he self...how many gold digging girls could have suga daddy an living in condo in nassau...der is one every week.

The thing is the first issue of the punch had a doc tonic in it, I remember because I asked myself 'Who knew to write to this Doc?" So if they had a doc tonic in the first issue and dey write them deysef, dey probably writing dem deysef every week.

mafia princess
04-23-08, - 07:04 PM
No one ever told you that those stories are fake????


Doc Tonic is a buncha follishness..they write those sh!t themselves

RockWell
04-23-08, - 07:18 PM
No one ever told you that those stories are fake????
Doc Tonic is a buncha follishness..they write those sh!t themselvesMetinks da whole punch isa buncha foolishness.

mafia princess
04-23-08, - 07:21 PM
Metinks da whole punch isa buncha foolishness.


So do I ..I don't waste my time reading that RAG SHEET!

Only the Fin section and the part where they have event photos

African Queen
04-23-08, - 08:52 PM
Where you'll living, when I was in high school, I knew a student who wrote to docs tonic and the story was confirmed.

People these things are real and happening in our society every day. Sweethearting, sissying, tiefing, lying, deadbeat men, golddiggers, it is very real. Heck every day on B.I. we write about and discuss these issues, they are as real as real can be.

brownting
04-24-08, - 06:01 AM
i always wondered where da punch is get their news from tho...do they have people who call in/write in with gossip and they trhow it in da papers? I don't think so...cuz yall i een ga lie my experience with thte punch...every ting dey say seems to always be later confirmed.

I love da punch...its a guilty pleasure