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Lurker
04-24-08, - 05:13 PM
When I stayed at my friends house near the beach, I went to the beach every day. I noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.

I assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since I didn't know for sure, I decided to just continue watching her.

After a couple of weeks I noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices.

I decided to investigate. I got a towel and a big radio and went out on the beach.

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and soon the girl approached me. I concluded a successful transaction. Do you know what the girl was doing?

She was a battery salesperson.

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"She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!"

androsann
04-24-08, - 05:15 PM
Lurker you is one mess at times, man! :D

bahamiangoddess
04-24-08, - 05:17 PM
When I stayed at my friends house near the beach, I went to the beach every day. I noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
I assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since I didn't know for sure, I decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks I noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices.
I decided to investigate. I got a towel and a big radio and went out on the beach.
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and soon the girl approached me. I concluded a successful transaction. Do you know what the girl was doing?
She was a battery salesperson.
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Lawdy Lurker, you jess does kill me!! LoL :bouncy:

I coulda swear you had one drug dealer! LOL!!

casualobserver
04-24-08, - 05:18 PM
Lurker has another show at midnight.

Please don't forget to tip your waitresses...

Yahooey
04-24-08, - 05:19 PM
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LL Cool G
04-24-08, - 05:24 PM
hahahahahahaha.................very cute. lol.

John Doe
04-24-08, - 05:29 PM
When I stayed at my friends house near the beach, I went to the beach every day. I noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
I assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since I didn't know for sure, I decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks I noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices.
I decided to investigate. I got a towel and a big radio and went out on the beach.
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and soon the girl approached me. I concluded a successful transaction. Do you know what the girl was doing?
She was a battery salesperson.
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"She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!"


Lurker, you had me there for a minute, your head eeeeen good lololol

Karma Leo
04-24-08, - 06:04 PM
you gat too much time on yer hand. Good ond.:)

Hobo
04-24-08, - 06:11 PM
When I stayed at my friends house near the beach, I went to the beach every day. I noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
I assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since I didn't know for sure, I decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks I noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices.
I decided to investigate. I got a towel and a big radio and went out on the beach.
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and soon the girl approached me. I concluded a successful transaction. Do you know what the girl was doing?
She was a battery salesperson.
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"She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!"
BEUY!! You off your meds hey.
You talkin more crap today and gat me falling out my chair laughing.

~*Lovely*~
04-24-08, - 06:12 PM
HAHAHAHA.
Niiiiice!

foxhillgal
04-24-08, - 06:39 PM
When I stayed at my friends house near the beach, I went to the beach every day. I noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
I assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since I didn't know for sure, I decided to just continue watching her.
After a couple of weeks I noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices.
I decided to investigate. I got a towel and a big radio and went out on the beach.
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and soon the girl approached me. I concluded a successful transaction. Do you know what the girl was doing?
She was a battery salesperson.
PLEASE SCROLL DOWN
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"She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!"

LMAO, u ding bat, gatt me hangin on ur erry werd. u gat ma! :bouncy::bouncy:

Little Fisherman
04-24-08, - 06:47 PM
I heard of that story

SpamStopper
04-24-08, - 07:53 PM
so she wasnt selling double D's?

Brown Suga
04-24-08, - 08:29 PM
Lurker:

U never cease to amaze....what would BI be w/out you posting?

Tafadhali
04-24-08, - 10:19 PM
i dnt get it.