RockWell
05-25-08, - 07:14 PM
Ok since ma fellow east-ender inna D. Paul Riley mode Ima try and jern her.So here goes...........
1. IS ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION?
2. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
3. IS THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE?
4. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE S ALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
5. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
6. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
7. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
8. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
9. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
10. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
11. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
12 WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
13. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
14. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
15. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
16. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
17. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
18. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
19. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
20. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
21. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS' ?
22. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
23. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
24. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
1. IS ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION?
2. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
3. IS THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE?
4. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE S ALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
5. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?
6. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
7. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
8. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
9. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
10. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
11. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
12 WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
13. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
14. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
15. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
16. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
17. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
18. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
19. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
20. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
21. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS' ?
22. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
23. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
24. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?