I think the entire thing is tacky!
And the setting up after the funeral where the "toters" take over!

Man I remember the last setting up I had. This was the funeral of my wife's sister! Will blow me down, Bahamian people could "tote and teif"! Das right I said it, teif! I spent well over three grand on the setting up alone and none of the family volunteered to help or put anything. I had 12 cases of beers and by the time I get from the graveyard back home, 4 cases of beer was missing, some rum, 4 cases of soda, and three bottles of red wine.

The sister in law was the first one I see when I stepped in the kitchen with 4 plates piled up with food and a 6 pack on the side. I only looked in amazment. Ya'll think she stop what she was doing when she saw me hey? Ha!

Then when everbody reached, everyone calling ya nmae like they know you personally or at all. Story told they wipe me out. The following day I was playing KB cd all day - TOTERS and THE CIVIAL SERVANT songs.

Man I remember the last setting up I had. This was the funeral of my wife's sister! Will blow me down, Bahamian people could "tote and teif"! Das right I said it, teif! I spent well over three grand on the setting up alone and none of the family volunteered to help or put anything. I had 12 cases of beers and by the time I get from the graveyard back home, 4 cases of beer was missing, some rum, 4 cases of soda, and three bottles of red wine.
The sister in law was the first one I see when I stepped in the kitchen with 4 plates piled up with food and a 6 pack on the side. I only looked in amazment. Ya'll think she stop what she was doing when she saw me hey? Ha!
Then when everbody reached, everyone calling ya nmae like they know you personally or at all. Story told they wipe me out. The following day I was playing KB cd all day - TOTERS and THE CIVIAL SERVANT songs.
See if you did it like i would do it you find out how many persons are coming to the house for eats then you find out what they like then you have the bambooshack make up mini combo put there names on the bag and as they come you pass it out now i cant help on the rum side but what you could do (i see some shines does do it down here.) is you put all the beers in a cooler then you get some cheap 100% haitain rum and everytime they come to the cooler (you have to be sitting on it)you give them a shot of liqour to make sure they dont tote you open each bottle but you have to make sure they take a shot presto problem solved .And they say i doon contribute round here smt

Y'all shoulda seen the funeral last year or the year before of my colleague who was killed in a motorcylce accident!

Outside the church was like the Red Cross Fair!

Then the motorcycle guys had to do their thing while the Saxons was doing their ish! Purely ghetto fabulous and incalled for!

No respect for the life of the dead man!

Greg I hope you are now resting peacefully despite the drama u left behind!

Man I remember the last setting up I had. This was the funeral of my wife's sister! Will blow me down, Bahamian people could "tote and teif"! Das right I said it, teif! I spent well over three grand on the setting up alone and none of the family volunteered to help or put anything. I had 12 cases of beers and by the time I get from the graveyard back home, 4 cases of beer was missing, some rum, 4 cases of soda, and three bottles of red wine.
The sister in law was the first one I see when I stepped in the kitchen with 4 plates piled up with food and a 6 pack on the side. I only looked in amazment. Ya'll think she stop what she was doing when she saw me hey? Ha!
Then when everbody reached, everyone calling ya nmae like they know you personally or at all. Story told they wipe me out. The following day I was playing KB cd all day - TOTERS and THE CIVIAL SERVANT songs.
I know whatcha mean...after one of my cousins funeral I hid the ferl and told them there was no ferl. In their desperaton to tote they were covering the plates with another plate. I just started putting stuff in the freezer as the bereaved needed a meal for the next day!

I dont know whether to laugh or to cry. That's sad that these ghetto youths dese days cant act in a dignified manner at funerals. I never heard of people goin to the funeral sauced, neither have I heard of people bussing 'shots' at the graveside. That's the height of all ghettotude. I dont know about the jungalists doin backflips on the pews either. Dat one sound dangerous. Ain nobody comin to my funeral wit tie shirt and batty riders, dey could keep dey batty home.
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