10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen. "
:D

for some reason i hear myself actually snoring abouta second before i wake up..no lies. freaks me out every time. but thanks for the excuses, :cheers:

LOL :D

Thanks for the laughs Teniel.

No probs, it gets too serious around here sometimes. Gats to laugh and yuck, yuck every now and then. :shaky:

P.S. I doubt if any of those lines would work on a vexed Bahamian boss, but I am sure it would be a laugh to find out.

No probs, it gets too serious around here sometimes. Gats to laugh and yuck, yuck every now and then. :shaky:

P.S. I doubt if any of those lines would work on a vexed Bahamian boss, but I am sure it would be a laugh to find out.


To Funny! I am should I could get away with #1, I work at a church!