Please do not read this message, you will be shot if you.

Some Martians with voodoo dolls with cut off your left pinky and call you Myshu.

If you continue to read this message some FBI agents will come to your door tomorrow morning and arrest you and your third cousin.

This is confidential information that should not be read by human eyes, and by reading this you are giving Papa Smurf the right to beat you and your third pet dog Rover.

Since this should not be read by humans between the ages of 2 and 105.5 your refrigerator will be set to 100 degrees celsius, your in laws will black mail you and your credit cards will be de-magnetized.

I hope you have stopped reading by now.

i equate this to an eminem album...i dont find it interesting, but i just have to know what it says next!!! :(

How would you know when it contains explicit instructions not to read?

aw come on, that's like telling me not to talk to the kid around the corner. i'm gonna find out why darnit!!! :hammer:

lol. funny

who didnt read this message :what:
I didn't.

Who did not find it well er funny. Kudos for trying Garn, but read the thread before this "Polish Remover", or the thread before "Ten Things...."Should give you some laughs, if they have not already before. I need something that will give me a belly ache of a laugh after I read it, and not uh, okay.........

Please take this as constructive and pleasent criticism :friday:

"Constructive criticism" thats cool. I read the prior posts and I though they were funny, the thing is that I posted sumthing like that in CR , and twas very popular and drew crowds of ppl, no joke.

CR Walker