Yea....someone may get hurt!
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But, seriously. I told da missus dat I needed a good scream. She told me to go to a Baptist Church or a Jumper Church, and no one would think you are crazy......I asked her, where is a good screamin Baptist/Jumper Church!
I een been today but I would want to go later on!
What a reason to go to church... or a PARTICULAR church. LOL.

What a reason to go to church... or a PARTICULAR church. LOL.

Man lovely, sometimes it is be like dat. Like at my church home, dey Brethrens, dey neva use to be into all dat. So my Mummy use to go to Myles church on sunday evenings so she could gt her praise and worship on.

I am like dat now, when I feel i need to get on bad in the presence of the lord, BFM here I come.

What a reason to go to church... or a PARTICULAR church. LOL.

God's there for us, how we need it and when we want!
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How does one get THAT job?
You know...the church catchers!!? The guys who stand behind the people when they fall out due to the spirit?
What do you call them, anyways!?!?


You sure you thats what u wanna do??

get ya back in order!

Just because someone needs "catching" doesn't mean they "act the fool". Some people faint at funerals. Many people, when they grieve, don't eat very much, if at all. By the time the funeral rolls around, they are so weak, they can barely stand without support.

thank god i havent lost a family yet but we did loose someone close to our family.

i was ok until i saw the person in the coffin for the first time. i didnt faint but i remeber this shocking sensation run straight through my body. it was so bad it cut my breath like a punch to the stomach or kick to the groin.

i know if i loose one of my close people i will act the fool, lots of passin out and vomiting

and is a lawsuit if they let one slip? does the church insurance cover this cos the preacherman des throw the people who have too much will power down.:footmouth
hmmmm

thank god i havent lost a family yet but we did loose someone close to our family.
i was ok until i saw the person in the coffin for the first time. i didnt faint but i remeber this shocking sensation run straight through my body. it was so bad it cut my breath like a punch to the stomach or kick to the groin.
i know if i loose one of my close people i will act the fool, lots of passin out and vomiting
Wow! Would that really be necessary? After all, they are going to a better place.

How does one get THAT job?
You know...the church catchers!!? The guys who stand behind the people when they fall out due to the spirit?
What do you call them, anyways!?!?

Morning,
Some years ago a friend of mine invited me to her church.
There were women walking around with white sheets in their
hands, which they used to cover up the ladies who had the spirit
because most of them had on a dress or shirt, never saw that before
I always thought they just caught them.

in my experience it was always the creepy loner perv (younger not old)that used the chaos to get right up in the front of the church and i was praying "dear lord dont let me fall"

At funerals, the funeral home designates staff to deal with specific family members who might need catching!
Well , Well I have seen these kind and trust me , a lot of these kind is only be acting out. They like to say i want go but you leave them there and see who is the first one in the Limo.
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