Commonsenseprophet...got a question for you about the bible.

The part about Moses and the burning bush....do you think it was possible Moses was high?
Come on now be honest. That sounds like a story influenced by drugs.

Moses Was High on Drugs, Israeli Researcher Says:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-525993/Moses-high-hallucinogenic-drug-received-Ten-Commandments-claims-academic.html

I am the same denomination as Jesus.
Call Alex Tribek, maybe he can help you.

and what dat is dred. since you is jesus dem family may be you cud fill us heathens in on dat and sum oder tings bout him and dem depostles.

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and what dat is dred. since you is jesus dem family may be you cud fill us heathens in on dat and sum oder tings bout him and dem depostles.:bouncy::bouncy:
i allways thought you were from a differant planet. i now stand correct in my assumptions

I think that St. Joan of Arc is the patron saint of frogs everywhere. En francais c'est Sainte Jeanne D'Arc.
Thanks be to St. Joan of Arc patron saint of frogs (and lesbiums) and St. Francis of Assisi patron saint of animals (and gays) the frog is gone! Swept out at 5 in the morning but back out in the wild!

In the RC church there are many Saints one can pray to for help. Here is a story, not about Saints but funny anyhow.

A guy went to his pastor and said “Someone stole my bike!!!” The pastor was upset about this and said “On Sunday I will preach about all the ten commandments. When I get to the one about “You shall not steal” look around and see who looks uncomfortable - that will be your thief.”

After the service the pastor asked the man if he found the thief. The guy said “no but when you got to the commandment about “you shall not commit adultery” I remembered where I left my bike.” :)

In the RC church there are many Saints one can pray to for help. Here is a story, not about Saints but funny anyhow.
A guy went to his pastor and said “Someone stole my bike!!!” The pastor was upset about this and said “On Sunday I will preach about all the ten commandments. When I get to the one about “You shall not steal” look around and see who looks uncomfortable - that will be your thief.”
After the service the pastor asked the man if he found the thief. The guy said “no but when you got to the commandment about “you shall not commit adultery” I remembered where I left my bike.” :)
Good one CG and just in case you're interested, St. Anthony is the patron saint of lost or stolen items. My step grand monster spends half her day in conversation with St. Anthony! :)

Good one CG and just in case you're interested, St. Anthony is the patron saint of lost or stolen items. My step grand monster spends half her day in conversation with St. Anthony! :)
He is a busy man around my house! Mrs. CG is RC. And she is always losing things. She hides stuff away then forgets where she hid them! :) So if you are looking for St.Anthony, he is over here!!

In the RC church there are many Saints one can pray to for help. Here is a story, not about Saints but funny anyhow.
A guy went to his pastor and said “Someone stole my bike!!!” The pastor was upset about this and said “On Sunday I will preach about all the ten commandments. When I get to the one about “You shall not steal” look around and see who looks uncomfortable - that will be your thief.”
After the service the pastor asked the man if he found the thief. The guy said “no but when you got to the commandment about “you shall not commit adultery” I remembered where I left my bike.” :)
which reminds were did i leave my truck uuuum:confused:

which reminds were did i leave my truck uuuum:confused:
Which reminds me where is my breakfast from yesterday?????????????

I want a divorce...or some breakfast. Methinks this will be a short lived marriage.

Which reminds me where is my breakfast from yesterday?????????????
I want a divorce...or some breakfast. Methinks this will be a short lived marriage.
Well, you can always get an annulment stating that it was an "arranged marriage." A few BI members arranged it! And you were not consulted. Lol! :)

Which reminds me where is my breakfast from yesterday?????????????
I want a divorce...or some breakfast. Methinks this will be a short lived marriage.
now honey you know the woman from BEC call concernin the light an i know you dont whant ya light cut so i had to rush down to BEC befor they disconnect us. but something bigger and betterer than breakfast coming just hold on.

Well, you can always get an annulment stating that it was an "arranged marriage." A few BI members arranged it! And you were not consulted. Lol! :)
listen mr you stay outa husband an wife affairs ok . go in the coner an say 12 hail buddas. why you all up in my koolaid dis husband and wife bizness ya gats it :realmad::realmad:

now honey you know the woman from BEC call concernin the light an i know you dont whant ya light cut so i had to rush down to BEC befor they disconnect us. but something bigger and betterer than breakfast coming just hold on.
CG, since you are the most honest and upstanding BI citizen please bear witness to that comment. He does lie, I still waitin on the deserted island crawfish dinner in the airconditioned tent.

listen mr you stay outa husband an wife affairs ok . go in the coner an say 12 hail buddas. why you all up in my koolaid dis husband and wife bizness ya gats it :realmad::realmad:
I goin’ in the corner now! :(

CG, since you are the most honest and upstanding BI citizen please bear witness to that comment. He does lie, I still waitin on the deserted island crawfish dinner in the airconditioned tent.
you see how he tryin tu break us up dis blessed sundy mornin, if i had the will a him he woulda been under the budda temple by time i doon finsihs wit him. and just dee udder day i say nah das a decent budda man now look how he tryin tuh destroy duh sanctity a marrid .smdt:hammer: