I am so angry - muddasick i so heated

I am so angry - muddasick i so heated


where da cutlass dread ..

I know this doesn't have anything to do with slang..but somebody sent this to me and I thought it would fit the mood

These Bahamian proverbs wre created strickly for laughs.Reflecting on
them
can make us realize how we our destroying ourselves at our own
expense.We
can make a round about turn as we still have time.You have permission
to
share these with everyone.you never know the impact you will make on someone's life.


Only In The Bahamas :shaky:
===================

1. Only in The Bahamas do people call the Command Centre and turn it
into a Talk Show.

2. Only in The Bahamas do children play out doors during a hurricane.

3. Only in The Bahamas do people call to complain that they have no
electricity and telephone during a storm.

4. Only in The Bahamas after mandatory evacuation orders have been
give do people call to be rescued.

5. Only in The Bahamas after the eye of a storm do people immediately
become
detectives and drive around.

6. Only in The Bahamas do people call on radio and complain that
their cellphone going "dead".

7. Only in The Bahamas have people mastered the art of "price
gourging".

8. Only in The Bahamas do diabetics eat what they
should not and then drink "sorosee".

9. Only in The Bahamas...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. <note from Hoffer_100: NOT TRUE>

10. Only in The Bahamas......
do people park in handicap parking spaces.

11. Only in The Bahamas......
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.


12. Only in The Bahamas......
do people order a chicken in the bag or a combo, and a diet
Coke.

13. Only in The Bahamas......
do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the
pens to the counters.


14. Only in The Bahamas......
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.

15. Only in The Bahamas......
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.

16. Only in The Bahamas......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking
creatures".

17. Only in The Bahamas......
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

18. Only in The Bahamas do we celebrate Mother's Day in that special way
and then on Father's Day we celebrate crabs.

19. Only in The Bahamas do sick people share their prescriptions with those
who are well.

20. Only in The Bahamas do women pressure men into criminal activity
for
material wealth.

21. Only in The Bahamas do children have Name Brand
belts and bags and no school supplies or essentials.

22. Only in The Bahamas do women wear weaves, acrylic nails,high fashion
clothes and then their child(ren) are begging on the streets.

23. Only in the Bahamas do people have direct tv,drive a lexus and paying
rent.

24. Only in The Bahamas do people borrow money to go shopping in
Miami and
then can't pay bills at the end of the month.

Only in The Bahamas......
Can you laugh at such things and still see the blessing .

> >Sharon C. Simmons

Only in the Bahamas

does being capitalistic mean that you sell cup, baggie, breakfast, phone card and quickcell inside your house and then sell candies from the back of your car to school kids.

you call someone and ask "who dis is?"

Only in the Bahamas
does being capitalistic mean that you sell cup, baggie, breakfast, phone card and quickcell inside your house and then sell candies from the back of your car to school kids.
you call someone and ask "who dis is?"

beautifully said!

1) Am going to take a bath = “man I gern hol a fresh”
2) Did you see what happened? = “di een sight dat wibe aye?”
3) Excuse me sir. = “pardun I soulja”
4) You’re making a lot of sense. = “das a positive”
5) Don’t worry about it. = “een no ting”
6) How are you doing? = “erryting cool?”
7) Can I have a word with you sir? = “look forward soulja”
8) I’ll be right back. = “ I commin rite forward”
9) I’ll see you later. = “we ga link”
10) Do you have a problem? = “di dem gat a wibe aye?”

sorry, dat bullshot een bahamianese! das jamaican gangster slang.
see da reall ting here:

argie: to argue
baby maker: getting alot of women pregnant Baker=oven as "fresh out of the baker"
back-back: to go in reverse in a car
big-eyed: greedy
biggety: anything bold, brassy, and boastful
big up: Pregnant
*****-up: to make a mess of something
boom-boom: rear end, or ***
boonggy: rear end or ***; considered a national word
bound: constipated
bright: light complexion
bubby: breasts
buck up: to crash, as in car
bungy (n): *** or anus
bungy (v): anal sex
bust-up: badly drunk or intoxicated
calm head: smooth hair in a female
camolly: lump, or bruise
conch: large mollusk; considered to be an aphrodesiac; national food
conchy joe: watch out for Joe! An ethnic term referring to those of caucasian inclination (in other words, white)
"Don't jam me up, or I'll gin you up!...."
confuddle up: to get confused
corporation: in some cases, a pot-belly
cowboy: to take an abbreviated bath, without getting in the bath.
cuckoo soup: soup into which certain bodily fluids are placed to "tame a man", especially one who is trying to win the heart of that man; said to have magical powers in winning the man in marriage
*******: vagina
cut hip: to give a beating
dead: used as an adjective to intenisfy anything ("dead" ugly)
dialing new york: drunk vomiting into toilet
******: penis
duff: boiled, fruit-filled dough; a national desert, much loved,with a rum flavored sauce
fast: describes someone who steals, or cannot mind their own business
general: form of address from man to man
gin up: to screw up, mismanage
gussy-mae: fat Bahamian girls, with large "bubbies" and "boonggy"
high: bad smell
hurt: to put a hex on
jack: friend
jam up: to crowd
jook: to stab
jumbey: spirit
leg short: arrived too late
long out: to pout
lover: generic name for male playboys
low fence: someone that is easy to take advantage of
muggage up: to beat up
outside: away from the marriage, as in outside children
parrot ***: someone that talks too much
picky head: short, thin hair pucketery: in a jam, or quandary
pump: to pass gas purge: to vent rage
quarm: to walk in an affected way
shuttail: without pants
sip sip: gossip
skylark: good natured horseplay
show sef: show off
spilligate: to go out on the town
spirit agree: to get along well with someone
springchicken: an old lady acting younger then she actually is
stiff-toe gang; rigor mortis, or to die
swallow water-melon: pregnant
sweetheart: affair
tarpree: low class, gullible; like "low fence"
terreckly: soon, from 'directly'
tote news: to gossip
true, true: I agree with you
"you think I black": meaning you're not stupid
GOOD PHRASES
“when I slap you, you goin stay slap”
“Don’t let your mout (mouth) carry you where your foot can’t bring you back from”
---------------------------------------
get it right!

i enjoyed these post and i learned i hope cause i'm only familiar with about 50%,anyway it was good and maybe it'll get better when "TINGUM" dem drop a line.:escape:

Actually, they are street terms Bahamian youths have adopted from various reggae songs.
they are used everyday, twisted and made to be Bahamian. Actually, most of them are not used by Jamaicans...
Bahamians actually, have perfected them, and created sentences out of phrases.
So technically they are Bahamian urban talks, influenced by reggae music.



...whatever they are, they're hilarious!

Whats does "Suck Teer mean ?

Whats does "Suck Teer mean ?

maybe that should be "suck teet" = suck teeth,- an act of disgust or anger.
(to suck one's teeth)

I know this doesn't have anything to do with slang..but somebody sent this to me and I thought it would fit the mood
These Bahamian proverbs wre created strickly for laughs.Reflecting on
them
can make us realize how we our destroying ourselves at our own
expense.We
can make a round about turn as we still have time.You have permission
to
share these with everyone.you never know the impact you will make on someone's life.
Only In The Bahamas :shaky:
===================
1. Only in The Bahamas do people call the Command Centre and turn it
into a Talk Show.
2. Only in The Bahamas do children play out doors during a hurricane.
3. Only in The Bahamas do people call to complain that they have no
electricity and telephone during a storm.
4. Only in The Bahamas after mandatory evacuation orders have been
give do people call to be rescued.
5. Only in The Bahamas after the eye of a storm do people immediately
become
detectives and drive around.
6. Only in The Bahamas do people call on radio and complain that
their cellphone going "dead".
7. Only in The Bahamas have people mastered the art of "price
gourging".
8. Only in The Bahamas do diabetics eat what they
should not and then drink "sorosee".
9. Only in The Bahamas...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. <note from Hoffer_100: NOT TRUE>
10. Only in The Bahamas......
do people park in handicap parking spaces.
11. Only in The Bahamas......
do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
12. Only in The Bahamas......
do people order a chicken in the bag or a combo, and a diet
Coke.
13. Only in The Bahamas......
do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
14. Only in The Bahamas......
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
15. Only in The Bahamas......
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
16. Only in The Bahamas......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking
creatures".
17. Only in The Bahamas......
do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
18. Only in The Bahamas do we celebrate Mother's Day in that special way
and then on Father's Day we celebrate crabs.
19. Only in The Bahamas do sick people share their prescriptions with those
who are well.
20. Only in The Bahamas do women pressure men into criminal activity
for
material wealth.
21. Only in The Bahamas do children have Name Brand
belts and bags and no school supplies or essentials.
22. Only in The Bahamas do women wear weaves, acrylic nails,high fashion
clothes and then their child(ren) are begging on the streets.
23. Only in the Bahamas do people have direct tv,drive a lexus and paying
rent.
24. Only in The Bahamas do people borrow money to go shopping in
Miami and
then can't pay bills at the end of the month.
Only in The Bahamas......
Can you laugh at such things and still see the blessing .
> >Sharon C. Simmons


Jokes!! I remember during Hurricane Francis, listening to Darrell Miller was the bomb, Bahamians just jokey on the whole.

If some one types "suck teet" I thought you had a serious? what does that mean?

I remember when i was a lil girl mommie used to call me inside from playing, she used to say

"Chile get ya sef in dis house, running bout da place like dem "dingie fibbie" (dirty little girl)

Oh and "dont be so grubilicious" (greedy)

and the male genitilia 'dogg**'

If some one types "suck teet" I thought you had a serious? what does that mean?


huh? had a serious what?

One of my favourites

"Doan let your mout write a check your a** can't afford to cash"