View Full Version : Lets have some fun, who needs a make-over?
FACTS ONLY 09-14-06, - 07:20 AM I'll start it off by asking, does our PM dye his hair? If yes, I do believe he does it himself because no self respecting barber would let him get out their chair and walk out their shop and still hope to keep their other clients. Why do they have to dye it JET BLACK?? What happen to natural black or dark brown man?? When the PM gets to busy to have his hair dyed in time it looks washed out and peasy.
Allison Maynard Gibson!!! Oh Lord, where do I begin. Firstly, some make up, any make up, Secondly, a perm man. Any perm. I can't figure out if she's going natural or she could'nt find her comb or she brush it back in one or she just don't give a dam. One would think she should spend some of those millions on herself. What ya'll tink?
Glynis Hanna Martin!! ROUGH DRY!! I figure if ya high yella like her, ya NEEDS to be wearing make up. No question!! I mean she looks like she get up out of bed, take a shower, throw on some clothes, grab her shoes and her bag then go to work. No blow dryer, no make up, no stockings and like my grandmother used to say, not even a peice of slip!!
Veronica Owens!! .....................Every time I see her, I think of that song bout "Where do I begin''. Cause I don't know where to begin. OK, so she,s not as rich as the other two, but she could do better. She get them thick, tick dark lips and she have the NERVE to put HOT PINK lip stick on them. Like Elon Moxey says LORD LORD.
Before I hog up all, lets please discuss Ron Pinder. Mr 3 peice suit. Is he always looking and hoping someone would take his picture or what? We live in The Bahamas. The weather man tells us its 90 - 95 degrees. It feels like 100 -105 to me. If I had the shape I would walk around naked. But young RON feels the NEED to wear 3 peice suits and wait for it..................a BOW TIE!!
I could go on but let me hear who you think needs a make over.
casualobserver 09-14-06, - 09:19 AM I'll start it off by asking, does our PM dye his hair? If yes, I do believe he does it himself because no self respecting barber would let him get out their chair and walk out their shop and still hope to keep their other clients. Why do they have to dye it JET BLACK?? What happen to natural black or dark brown man?? When the PM gets to busy to have his hair dyed in time it looks washed out and peasy.
Allison Maynard Gibson!!! Oh Lord, where do I begin. Firstly, some make up, any make up, Secondly, a perm man. Any perm. I can't figure out if she's going natural or she could'nt find her comb or she brush it back in one or she just don't give a dam. One would think she should spend some of those millions on herself. What ya'll tink?
Glynis Hanna Martin!! ROUGH DRY!! I figure if ya high yella like her, ya NEEDS to be wearing make up. No question!! I mean she looks like she get up out of bed, take a shower, throw on some clothes, grab her shoes and her bag then go to work. No blow dryer, no make up, no stockings and like my grandmother used to say, not even a peice of slip!!
Veronica Owens!! .....................Every time I see her, I think of that song bout "Where do I begin''. Cause I don't know where to begin. OK, so she,s not as rich as the other two, but she could do better. She get them thick, tick dark lips and she have the NERVE to put HOT PINK lip stick on them. Like Elon Moxey says LORD LORD.
Before I hog up all, lets please discuss Ron Pinder. Mr 3 peice suit. Is he always looking and hoping someone would take his picture or what? We live in The Bahamas. The weather man tells us its 90 - 95 degrees. It feels like 100 -105 to me. If I had the shape I would walk around naked. But young RON feels the NEED to wear 3 peice suits and wait for it..................a BOW TIE!!
I could go on but let me hear who you think needs a make over.
GHM and AMG both need to see Condoleeza Rice's makeup people for some pointers. If they can draw attention from the gap in Condi's teeth, then they may be able to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear with those other two...
canewry 09-14-06, - 09:20 AM I'll start it off by asking, does our PM dye his hair? If yes, I do believe he does it himself because no self respecting barber would let him get out their chair and walk out their shop and still hope to keep their other clients. Why do they have to dye it JET BLACK?? What happen to natural black or dark brown man?? When the PM gets to busy to have his hair dyed in time it looks washed out and peasy.
Allison Maynard Gibson!!! Oh Lord, where do I begin. Firstly, some make up, any make up, Secondly, a perm man. Any perm. I can't figure out if she's going natural or she could'nt find her comb or she brush it back in one or she just don't give a dam. One would think she should spend some of those millions on herself. What ya'll tink?
Glynis Hanna Martin!! ROUGH DRY!! I figure if ya high yella like her, ya NEEDS to be wearing make up. No question!! I mean she looks like she get up out of bed, take a shower, throw on some clothes, grab her shoes and her bag then go to work. No blow dryer, no make up, no stockings and like my grandmother used to say, not even a peice of slip!!
Veronica Owens!! .....................Every time I see her, I think of that song bout "Where do I begin''. Cause I don't know where to begin. OK, so she,s not as rich as the other two, but she could do better. She get them thick, tick dark lips and she have the NERVE to put HOT PINK lip stick on them. Like Elon Moxey says LORD LORD.
Before I hog up all, lets please discuss Ron Pinder. Mr 3 peice suit. Is he always looking and hoping someone would take his picture or what? We live in The Bahamas. The weather man tells us its 90 - 95 degrees. It feels like 100 -105 to me. If I had the shape I would walk around naked. But young RON feels the NEED to wear 3 peice suits and wait for it..................a BOW TIE!!
I could go on but let me hear who you think needs a make over.
funny post..
But no one in the Bahamas knows who Veronica Owens is...
I mean one does glimspe her every so often...then when she reappears, you have to ask who she is?
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SOMEBODY CALL THE FASHION POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunflower 09-14-06, - 12:31 PM I'll start it off by asking, does our PM dye his hair? If yes, I do believe he does it himself because no self respecting barber would let him get out their chair and walk out their shop and still hope to keep their other clients. Why do they have to dye it JET BLACK?? What happen to natural black or dark brown man?? When the PM gets to busy to have his hair dyed in time it looks washed out and peasy.
Allison Maynard Gibson!!! Oh Lord, where do I begin. Firstly, some make up, any make up, Secondly, a perm man. Any perm. I can't figure out if she's going natural or she could'nt find her comb or she brush it back in one or she just don't give a dam. One would think she should spend some of those millions on herself. What ya'll tink?
Glynis Hanna Martin!! ROUGH DRY!! I figure if ya high yella like her, ya NEEDS to be wearing make up. No question!! I mean she looks like she get up out of bed, take a shower, throw on some clothes, grab her shoes and her bag then go to work. No blow dryer, no make up, no stockings and like my grandmother used to say, not even a peice of slip!!
Veronica Owens!! .....................Every time I see her, I think of that song bout "Where do I begin''. Cause I don't know where to begin. OK, so she,s not as rich as the other two, but she could do better. She get them thick, tick dark lips and she have the NERVE to put HOT PINK lip stick on them. Like Elon Moxey says LORD LORD.
Before I hog up all, lets please discuss Ron Pinder. Mr 3 peice suit. Is he always looking and hoping someone would take his picture or what? We live in The Bahamas. The weather man tells us its 90 - 95 degrees. It feels like 100 -105 to me. If I had the shape I would walk around naked. But young RON feels the NEED to wear 3 peice suits and wait for it..................a BOW TIE!!
I could go on but let me hear who you think needs a make over.
LOLOLOLOL I can hardly concentrate at work man stop please with the jokes, but truly these people need to hire a Stylist who can dress them every morning cos God knows they all have enough money to afford one. Except for Owens who really needs to get friendly with a red sponge to sop up the grease off of her forehead EVERY time she is in front of a camera lense that is why we can not recognise her!!
Abiskan Moon-Angel 09-14-06, - 01:19 PM noone in govt. need a makeover more than CYNTHIS "MUDDA" PRATT - MODDOES!!!!
licks2 09-14-06, - 05:16 PM I gat one lasso here right now to rope down Hubert Ingraham, Bradley Roberts, CB Moss and "mother" dem and "pry" them old "jin up" suits right off they backs!!!! I swear if it wernt for all them big bellies them same people gat on them...I'll let all er them go round the place naked as a jaybird!!!!:D
Nah...that boy "code" Smith............."sweaty lile pig"...all jammed up!:cry:
bahamiangoddess 09-14-06, - 06:31 PM Someone must have told Fred Mitchell about that hideous Polka Dot tie, I have not seen him wearing it for a long time.
Veronica Owens, she needs to see the fashion, face and hair judge, forget the police!
Mother Pratt looks like Shaquille O'Neal in Drag, God bless her heart!!
Someone needs to tell Alison Maynard that your hand is not a comb, if you must comb your hair use a real comb, and combing you hair does not mean pulling it to the back of your head, you're not a man, and even if you were, men don't do that.
Tell Gleny's Hanna pantyhose only cost $1.49 If you wear a suit, feel free to compliment it with the pantyhose. Be a lady!
I have a friend I want to introduce Melanie Griffin too, Jenny Craig.
Since 2002 she looks as if she is putting on weight by the minute.
One more thing tell Ron Pinder, pinstripes and bowties went out with the Gerri Curls.
RockWell 09-14-06, - 08:29 PM So how come aint no one mention the best dressed man in parliment 20 yrs running TW.
chancellor 09-14-06, - 08:45 PM Mother Pratt looks like Shaquille O'Neal in Drag, God bless her heart!!
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Teniel 09-14-06, - 08:58 PM Mudder Pratt needs to loose those big donkey flowers she does have pinned on her lapel. Dey big as hat!
Allyson Maynard Gibson needs a comb and some grease.
I dont know, but Hubert Ingraham does look tight up in he suits!
Melanie Griffith looks like she will bust out of her suit in Parliament one of these days.
Dark-n-Lovely 09-15-06, - 01:59 PM Someone must have told Fred Mitchell about that hideous Polka Dot tie, I have not seen him wearing it for a long time.
Veronica Owens, she needs to see the fashion, face and hair judge, forget the police!
Mother Pratt looks like Shaquille O'Neal in Drag, God bless her heart!!
Someone needs to tell Alison Maynard that your hand is not a comb, if you must comb your hair use a real comb, and combing you hair does not mean pulling it to the back of your head, you're not a man, and even if you were, men don't do that.Tell Gleny's Hanna pantyhose only cost $1.49 If you wear a suit, feel free to compliment it with the pantyhose. Be a lady!I have a friend I want to introduce Melanie Griffin too, Jenny Craig.
Since 2002 she looks as if she is putting on weight by the minute.One more thing tell Ron Pinder, pinstripes and bowties went out with the Gerri Curls.
You gat me in here cracking up :D. I ant mean to laugh because its the honest truth. They really need to do better since they are always in the public eye. what a sore sight
casualobserver 09-15-06, - 03:06 PM You gat me in here cracking up :D. I ant mean to laugh because its the honest truth. They really need to do better since they are always in the public eye. what a sore sight
Somewhat akin to their style of governance. If they looked better, we'd expect more from them...
licks2 09-15-06, - 05:28 PM Boy..ma gammy here laughing "she tail off" at yinna! Y'all should hear how she here bugging me....asking how come we een talking bout Tenny and Dupuch and how they clothes always "Box-out" and they shirt tails and ting hanging all over the place like dem lil bad school boys....all greasy and sticky and stuff!!!!!:confused:
She think that Bradley can take some of the cloth from one of them big jackets he wear all the time and make a different suit for Ron....or buy him another one! Nah...when teel her he gat plenty of them pin stripped suits....she said....you mussie want me put something on ya hip...just like that crazy name you does use on that site....LICKS!
On she go!! Take some meat off Melonie and sew some on that skinny long neck gal from GB who does sit in the back of Allyson.
Make sure Perry has his Ritalin closer...he ADHD does kick in plenty when Hubert walks into the house.
And finally, Fred (when he een tring to look smart in that dumb bow tie) needs to teach the worse dressed rich white man in the Bahamas how to doll up hesef.....could you say payless shoes and tings!!!
bahamiangoddess 09-15-06, - 09:02 PM Boy..ma gammy here laughing "she tail off" at yinna! Y'all should hear how she here bugging me....asking how come we een talking bout Tenny and Dupuch and how they clothes always "Box-out" and they shirt tails and ting hanging all over the place like dem lil bad school boys....all greasy and sticky and stuff!!!!!:confused:
She think that Bradley can take some of the cloth from one of them big jackets he wear all the time and make a different suit for Ron....or buy him another one! Nah...when teel her he gat plenty of them pin stripped suits....she said....you mussie want me put something on ya hip...just like that crazy name you does use on that site....LICKS!
On she go!! Take some meat off Melonie and sew some on that skinny long neck gal from GB who does sit in the back of Allyson.
Make sure Perry has his Ritalin closer...he ADHD does kick in plenty when Hubert walks into the house.
And finally, Fred (when he een tring to look smart in that dumb bow tie) needs to teach the worse dressed rich white man in the Bahamas how to doll up hesef.....could you say payless shoes and tings!!!
You mean the bubble head doll, if you watch the house proceedings on T.V all she does is sit in the back shaking her head up and down and say "you tell em" when she ain doing that she either sleeping or reading her mail. Das ANN PERCENTI, THE ONE HIT WONDER. In 2003 her contribution to the budget debate went something like this.
"I stand here today to speak on behalf of the people from the Great Constituency of Pine Ridge, I am please to announce that we are getting a new junior high school in the great constituency of Pine Ridge and I fer dat.
Thank you!!!" NO WORD OF LIE!!
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