A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago.The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and asked! , "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the
stewardess. So the boy walks to the galley and asks the
stewardess,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?"The stewardess responded,
"Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did...."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you."

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A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago.The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and asked! , "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the
stewardess. So the boy walks to the galley and asks the
stewardess,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?"The stewardess responded,
"Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did...."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you."


I had to laugh at this one, I mean an actual chuckle.

LOL! I love that joke! I've got one, I've got one!

So, a man spots a flight attendant, and wants to talk to her, but he can't figure out what airline she works for, so he goes up to her and decides he's gonna use airline slogans to get her attention. First, he says:
"We love to fly and it shows?" to which she gives him a strange look. Okay, he figures, not Delta Airlines.
Next, he says "Something special in the air?" Again, a strange look. Okay, not American!
Finally, he says "Come fly the friendly skies?" This time, she looks at him and says "Look, what the **** do you want???"

"Aaaaah...US Airways!"

A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago.The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and asked! , "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the
stewardess. So the boy walks to the galley and asks the
stewardess,
"If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?"The stewardess responded,
"Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did...."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you."
you killin us:D :bouncy:

LOL! I love that joke! I've got one, I've got one!
So, a man spots a flight attendant, and wants to talk to her, but he can't figure out what airline she works for, so he goes up to her and decides he's gonna use airline slogans to get her attention. First, he says:
"We love to fly and it shows?" to which she gives him a strange look. Okay, he figures, not Delta Airlines.
Next, he says "Something special in the air?" Again, a strange look. Okay, not American!
Finally, he says "Come fly the friendly skies?" This time, she looks at him and says "Look, what the **** do you want???"
"Aaaaah...US Airways!"
ha :D :bouncy:

LOL! I love that joke! I've got one, I've got one!
So, a man spots a flight attendant, and wants to talk to her, but he can't figure out what airline she works for, so he goes up to her and decides he's gonna use airline slogans to get her attention. First, he says:
"We love to fly and it shows?" to which she gives him a strange look. Okay, he figures, not Delta Airlines.
Next, he says "Something special in the air?" Again, a strange look. Okay, not American!
Finally, he says "Come fly the friendly skies?" This time, she looks at him and says "Look, what the **** do you want???"
"Aaaaah...US Airways!"
:)

both were nice :D