I have to agree with LL Cool G. That was my first take upong reading the article.

I have to agree with LL Cool G. That was my first take upong reading the article.


LOL...
Thank you for the analysis because I was lost. But if it is the case, then so be it.
LOL....

I think it was supposed to be humourous, like a playscript or some crap.

lol. at one point, i was thinking he was referring to the Brent Symonette scandal with the 2 old women. and using 'piss' as an analogy for the issue they have with him. i.e., if the issue is as old as they claim (from '67)....it shouldn't be brought up now.

or [light-bulb moment] maybe he's referring to the racism/UBP angle that the PLP has been accused of using. maybe he's saying that for a party that's been out of power for that long.....you shouldn't bring it up now.

yes, in my argument right now, all roads lead to Mr. Symonette. lol.

hmmmm......still thinking.

[EDIT] okay, yes.....here is my final answer: Shorty - Mr. Symonette. Old Lady - PLP/Fred Mitchell. Pee - Racist/UBP angle.

***head spinnin*** HUH?

Every week Missick writes a 'satire' called 'from the heart'. It means nothing, just local situations. If you read the archives you will understand all about 'Shorty'.

Years ago, when outside terlits were the norm, people would get up dead early to throw their piss out their window from the night before. If one was walking pass the window at the wrong time, they got a big dose of 'chamberlye'.

If you didn't like your neighbors or anyone who was coming to your house to cause trouble, the weapon of choice was piss. No jooking, no shooting, just piss.

Shorty is Rupert's foil. When Bishop Randy Frazier was busted, Shorty started a church and got involved with a church members daughter, while stealing the money and living high off the hog with the church secretary.

Foil (literature)
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A foil character is either one who is opposite to the main character or nearly the same as the main character. The purpose of the foil character is to emphasize the traits of the main character by contrast, and perhaps by setting up situations in which the protagonist can show his or her character traits. A foil is a secondary character who contrasts with a major character but, in so doing, highlights various facets of the main character's personality.

A foil's role, as a contrast to the hero, may be emphasized by adding physical contrasts. Don Quixote is dreamy, impractical, and thin, and Sancho Panza is realistic, practical, and fat. Sherlock Holmes is tall and lean; Doctor Watson, although at first described as lean (on his return from Afghanistan), is described "middle-sized, strongly built".


The "straight man" in a comedy duo is sometimes known as the comic foil. The humor in these partnerships derives from the uneven relation between the characters, who usually share many traits but have drastically different personalities. While the straight man portrays a reasonable and serious character, the other portrays a funny, dumb, or simply unorthodox one.

LOL...
Thank you for the analysis because I was lost. But if it is the case, then so be it.
LOL....

ah so now that it's about brent you happy. boy you is one friggin hypocrite if she had said plp you would be cussin right now.

Seriously now...
What does this guy Missick mean?


if you read the journal on a regular basis, you'll see that the shorty character is one of his column's everyman alter egos ...