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canewry
05-16-07, - 01:13 PM
The things I does get in my email...
shakes head...

PLP OBITUARY

In this your time of bereavement and much grief, you may ask why, why the PLP had to die? The answer is plain and simple, Stevie Wonder said I saw their bull**** and Charles confirmed it. This is how it all began, with a party from the backyard. Perry, Mother and Alfred in a room, Perry slap Mother, Mother slap Alfred a rippling effect occurred. Alfred shout, "Mother wha you do that for?" " You fool not even one school, man T.G. Glover still piggybacking on Albury Sayles, A.F. Adderley asbestos infected, and overcrowded classrooms but you is the Education, Science & Technology Minister. You should be ashamed of yourself education in shambles. Hanging his head down in shame, "y'all always like gimme all the blame, wha bout Shane an his scandal?" "Yeah Mother call da boy in here."

Gibson come stepping up like a peacock all colorful and bright. "I won my seat! I won my seat!" Perry shout "put them feather down right now. You with this Ana Nicole, Dannielyn, Howard Stern and Birkhead foolishness man. How you could forget you get a rolex from a porn star and dumb enough to get caught on candid camera?" "Why you don't talk to Leslie Miller bout taking things outta people house? That boy ain ga never learn. Mother call him in here.

Leslie walk in suffering from defeat. Doctor's diagnosis he is in a sedated state, moaning out the name Sidney, Sidney, Sidney. Now Mother intervene "Perry you can't see the boy sick any more pressure on him now and he might just flip." "Das true I gan deal with him later when he get better." Bernard walk in the room "don't get ya hopes up too high Perry ain no coming back for da one." "Shut your mouth bout NHI and ain no medicine in the hospital not even calpol to break the children fever. Disgrace man disgrace." "You can blame me I just come crawling back to y'all." "Das right Perry Mother protests Marcus Bethel is da Minister of Health." "Any how didn't I teach y'all nothing?" The minister all answered back on one accord. "Only how to shuffle round and dance." Now dat was a blow, instant heart attack.

Now the obituary has been read but all has not been said like the House fights, closet money laundering, cookie jar fever and baby mama drama trauma. From 2002 -2007 Seven being the number of completion, completion for that party of course. Now they ain gone to heaven and they ain gone to hell, they somewhere out in loser bar contemplating, shoulda, coulda woulda. For prayers in your time of sorrow dial 242-whoop *** This message has been brought to you by creative, innovative, analytical, logical, strategic thinkers or in other words THE FNM BY DAPHNE LARRIMORE

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. Leon J. Suenes

BahamaWave
05-16-07, - 02:05 PM
not funny and tasteless. we're all going a bit too far now. time to let it all go and move on together.

Priya
05-16-07, - 03:35 PM
Daphne Larrimore needs to go back to the drawing board because that wasn't funny at all. I don't get it:dgi:

canewry
05-16-07, - 06:48 PM
it was kinda stale...

Priya
05-16-07, - 07:33 PM
it was kinda stale...

it is but according to Daphne Larrimore its creative, innovative, analytical, logical, and created by a strategic thinker :rolleyes:

WinterGrace
05-16-07, - 07:39 PM
it was kinda stale...


everyone has a different sense of humor, in this case obviously the PLPs thought it was "stale", anyway, if you thought it was "stale" why you post it???

Priya
05-16-07, - 07:45 PM
everyone has a different sense of humor, in this case obviously the PLPs thought it was "stale", anyway, if you thought it was "stale" why you post it???



were you rotfl?

WinterGrace
05-16-07, - 07:54 PM
were you rotfl?


at some parts yes but if you think something was not even funny or interesting why post?

canewry
05-16-07, - 07:55 PM
were you rotfl?

apparently so...

WinterGrace
05-16-07, - 08:06 PM
apparently so...


newry, don't worry time heals every hurt!!!

canewry
05-16-07, - 08:14 PM
newry, don't worry time heals every hurt!!!

lol...I hope so...cause these PLPs and FNMs stay rowing...I don't know why they just don't join up with the BDM one time...
Wintergrace...you aint want join up aye...we could use a bright mind like yours...I am sure you would be happier...We will even give you two purple shirts...:heartbeat

pharoah
05-16-07, - 08:20 PM
lol...I hope so...cause these PLPs and FNMs stay rowing...I don't know why they just don't join up with the BDM one time...
Wintergrace...you aint want join up aye...we could use a bright mind like yours...I am sure you would be happier...We will even give you two purple shirts...:heartbeat

BDM or NUTTIN!!!! :cool:

canewry
05-16-07, - 08:23 PM
BDM or NUTTIN!!!! :cool:

man, dats the quote for 2007...
sounds like you moving over...dread...
you getting me excited...
BDM or nuttin....
I ga change my signature right nah...
you aint pass by Marathon when we was shouting that out aye?

WinterGrace
05-16-07, - 08:28 PM
lol...I hope so...cause these PLPs and FNMs stay rowing...I don't know why they just don't join up with the BDM one time...
Wintergrace...you aint want join up aye...we could use a bright mind like yours...I am sure you would be happier...We will even give you two purple shirts...:heartbeat


aint the BDM rowing wid not one but both parties, das da name of da game!!!!

canewry
05-16-07, - 08:32 PM
aint the BDM rowing wid not one but both parties, das da name of da game!!!!

yeah, you see that aye...
but seriously come join us...and you could row good?