Thanksgiving Meal

[OldScout]

WTF u talkin bout soff boy, dis tred is bout freakin FOOOD!!!!
now go be a good lil punk and fetch us some kfc

That's more like wat I'm used to, makes me feel at home when someone's dissin on the General...

Do you folks have Turkeys over there? How do you guys celebrate? What do you eat? I had KFC for Thanksgiving once when I was a kid--that was one of my first jobs and had to work that day. There was this really fat manager, he had a giant butt, all bumpy like a full sack of laundry. He could put a whole drumstick in his mouth and suck all the meat off-en it, he was like Jabba the Colonel. That evening he sucked on a drumstick and stuck that little pointy bone through his cheek from the inside and we had to call an ambulance cuz he was whining, gagging and wouldn't let us pull it out and put a band-aid on it.

We're roasting a turkey, all meat french canadian sausage dressing, au-gratin cabbage, green bean cassarole, canned cranberry sauce cuz that's what I grew up and it's a tradition, along with and whatever pie the guests bring.

I like Thanksgiving now that I'm old, when I was a kid--Thanksgiving was when all the relatives got together to argue after too much chianti like the gen'l is doin

[concerned]

.....and a wonderful time was had by all!!!

[Well_Informed]

I wonder what the Indians do for thanksgiving

GIVING TANKS DEY EIN BLACK...
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Da white man swing da indian. Give dem $24 for Manhattan island, take da ress of land, but give some back so dey could run dey oon casinos dem.
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Da white man swing da black man. Give trinklets to da chief dem ta buy dey enemies to be used as slaves, but en' up carryin' da hole bunch. After usin' dem for 'bout 300 years, dey promise dem 40 acres and mule. Almost 150 years later, da black man still waitin'!!!

[juanb]

GIVING TANKS DEY EIN BLACK...
.
Da white man swing da indian. Give dem $24 for Manhattan island, take da ress of land, but give some back so dey could run dey oon casinos dem.
.
Da white man swing da black man. Give trinklets to da chief dem ta buy dey enemies to be used as slaves, but en' up carryin' da hole bunch. After usin' dem for 'bout 300 years, dey promise dem 40 acres and mule. Almost 150 years later, da black man still waitin'!!!

[generalcrazy]